From the iconic to the obscure, this is a blog of advice, observations, and words of wisdom from (or related to) the Star Trek franchise. 
“Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!” - Rule of Acquisition #31
The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife!
— Rule of Acquisition #48
“Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number 111: ‘Treat people in your debt like family: Exploit them.” - Worf
299th Rule of Acquisition
A wise man can hear profit in the wind
— Rule of Acquisition #22
“I know, ‘Females and finances don’t mix,’ but that could be interpreted in many different ways!” - Nog, on the 94th Rule of Acquisition
Rule of Acquisition #21
Rule of Acquisition #62
Rule of Acquisition #243
Rule of Acquisition #217
“Free advice is seldom cheap.” - Rule of Acquisition #59
Rule of Acquisition #75
“Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.” - Rule of Acquisition 23
