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The Rules of Acquisition [1/3]

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"Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!" - Rule of Acquisition #31

"Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!" - Rule of Acquisition #31

The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife! — Rule of Acquisition #48
"Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number 111: ‘Treat people in your debt like family: Exploit them." - Worf

"Quark may lend you the money, but remember Rule of Acquisition number 111: ‘Treat people in your debt like family: Exploit them." - Worf

299th Rule of Acquisition

299th Rule of Acquisition

A wise man can hear profit in the wind — Rule of Acquisition #22
"I know, ‘Females and finances don’t mix,’ but that could be interpreted in many different ways!" - Nog, on the 94th Rule of Acquisition

"I know, ‘Females and finances don’t mix,’ but that could be interpreted in many different ways!" - Nog, on the 94th Rule of Acquisition

Rule of Acquisition #21

Rule of Acquisition #21

Rule of Acquisition #62

Rule of Acquisition #62

Rule of Acquisition #243

Rule of Acquisition #243

Rule of Acquisition #217

Rule of Acquisition #217

"Free advice is seldom cheap." - Rule of Acquisition #59

"Free advice is seldom cheap." - Rule of Acquisition #59

Rule of Acquisition #75

Rule of Acquisition #75

"Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money." - Rule of Acquisition 23

"Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money." - Rule of Acquisition 23