“Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!” - Rule of Acquisition #31

“Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!” - Rule of Acquisition #31

“You can’t climb a mountain on crumbs!” - Quark

“You can’t climb a mountain on crumbs!” - Quark

“Life is yours for the taking. All you have to do is reach out and grab it.” - Quark

“Life is yours for the taking. All you have to do is reach out and grab it.” - Quark

Rule of Acquisition #21

Rule of Acquisition #21

Quark: I’d always heard primitive humans lacked intelligence, but I had no idea they were this stupid!

Nog: They weren’t just stupid!  They were violent, petty, bigoted, and selfish!

-Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, “Little Green Men”

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“If you wanna win big, you’ve gotta be willing to play the odds!” - Quark

“If you wanna win big, you’ve gotta be willing to play the odds!” - Quark

Rule of Acquisition #217

Rule of Acquisition #217

“Free advice is seldom cheap.” - Rule of Acquisition #59

“Free advice is seldom cheap.” - Rule of Acquisition #59

Rule of Acquisition #75

Rule of Acquisition #75

“I should’ve listened to my cousin Gaila. He said: ‘Quark, I’ve got one word for you… weapons.’ No one ever went broke selling weapons.” - Quark

“I should’ve listened to my cousin Gaila. He said: ‘Quark, I’ve got one word for you… weapons.’ No one ever went broke selling weapons.” - Quark

You’re a grown man and if you don’t want to attend your mother’s birthday party, you don’t have to. And if she keeps whining about it, just remind her there’s a war on, and you have things to do. — Quark
“Rule of Acquisition #239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.” - First Nagus Gint, sort of 

“Rule of Acquisition #239: Never be afraid to mislabel a product.” - First Nagus Gint, sort of 

Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. — Quark, quoting the 76th Rule of Acquisition