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Quark: I’d always heard primitive humans lacked intelligence, but I had no idea they were this stupid!
Nog: They weren’t just stupid! They were violent, petty, bigoted, and selfish!
-Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, “Little Green Men”
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“I should’ve listened to my cousin Gaila. He said: ‘Quark, I’ve got one word for you… weapons.’ No one ever went broke selling weapons.” - Quark
You’re a grown man and if you don’t want to attend your mother’s birthday party, you don’t have to. And if she keeps whining about it, just remind her there’s a war on, and you have things to do.
— Quark
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
— Quark, quoting the 76th Rule of Acquisition










