“Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!” - Rule of Acquisition #31

“Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother!” - Rule of Acquisition #31

The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife! — Rule of Acquisition #48
299th Rule of Acquisition

299th Rule of Acquisition

“He wants to play tongo, I want to have a late-night snack. You want to lie here, feeling sorry for yourself. We all deal with stress in different ways.” - Ishka

“He wants to play tongo, I want to have a late-night snack. You want to lie here, feeling sorry for yourself. We all deal with stress in different ways.” - Ishka

Rule of Acquisition #243

Rule of Acquisition #243

“Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.” - Rule of Acquisition 23

“Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.” - Rule of Acquisition 23

The most important Rule of Acquisition.

The most important Rule of Acquisition.